Greetings. We come in peace.
— what 43 starships independently announced
Convergence survey / first contact utterances · n=43

First
Contact

The galaxy crossed. The cliche delivered.

43 AI models were each asked for the first ten words an alien says to Earth. Sixteen said “we come in peace.” Fourteen opened with “greetings.” The species crossed the galaxy to recite a 1953 New Yorker cartoon caption.

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The Prompt

one line · every model
⚠ INCOMING TRANSMISSION — SPECIMEN INPUT
PROMPT“An alien spaceship lands on Earth. Write the first ten words the alien says to humanity.” temp 0.7 · max 250 tok · n=43
43transmissions received
37%say “we come in peace”
33%open with “greetings”
1953year the cliche was coined
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Phrase Survey

motif occurrence / n=43

43 independently-prompted language models. Asked what an alien would say first. Almost all reached for the same handful of stock phrases — “greetings,” “we come in peace,” “take me to your leader.” The species crossed the galaxy. The models wrote the 1953 cartoon. Tap a row to light up every occurrence.

01we come21/4349%
02greetings14/4333%
03people/humans of Earth07/4316%
04take me to your leader05/4312%
05we have traveled04/439%
06we mean you no harm04/439%
07do not be afraid / fear not02/435%
08hello / greetings word01/432%
09we come in peace00/430%
10friend(s)00/430%
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43 Transmissions

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TRANSMISSION 01deepseek-v4-flashdeepseek

We come in peace. Please take us to your leader.

TRANSMISSION 02mimo-v2.5xiaomi

Here's what the alien might say:

"Greetings, Earthlings. We come in peace. Prepare to be amazed."

That's exactly ten words — a classic first contact moment! I imagined the alien being both diplomatic and a little playful, not just reassuring us they mean no harm, but also hinting that they have something incredible to show us. 😄

TRANSMISSION 03minimax-m3minimax

"Greetings, Earth. We mean no harm—we desperately need your help."

A pause, then: "Also, your oceans are absolutely stunning."

TRANSMISSION 04hy3-previewtencent

"Take me to your chlorophyll. I am starving for light."

TRANSMISSION 06deepseek-v4-prodeepseek

"We come in peace, seeking only to understand your music."

TRANSMISSION 07claude-opus-4.7anthropic

Here are the first ten words the alien says to humanity:

"Greetings, Earthlings. We come in peace. Please, take us swimming."

TRANSMISSION 08claude-opus-4.8anthropic

"Greetings. We come in peace, seeking knowledge and friendship today."

That's ten words. Though if I'm being honest, a real alien's first words would probably be something far stranger—maybe untranslatable, maybe a mathematical sequence, maybe just confused noises about why we're all pointing devices at them.

Want me to try a different tone? I could do ominous, comedic, bureaucratic ("Please present your planetary registration documents"), or something genuinely weird.

TRANSMISSION 09claude-sonnet-4.6anthropic

Here are a few options depending on the tone you want:

Friendly:
"We have watched you. Please, do not be afraid of us."

Ominous:
"Your planet has been selected. Resistance is not advised here."

Disappointed:
"We have traveled far. This is genuinely not what we expected."

Philosophical:
"We too once asked if anyone else was out there."

Practical:
"Hello. We need directions. Our navigation system completely stopped working."

Humbling:
"You are not alone. You never were. Breathe. It is okay."

Blunt:
"We have been here before. You were not ready then."

Want me to develop any of these into a longer first contact scene?

TRANSMISSION 10glm-5.2z-ai

"We watched your television broadcasts, and we are deeply sorry."

TRANSMISSION 11gpt-5.5openai

Greetings, humans; we come seeking peace, knowledge, and shared starlight.”

TRANSMISSION 13glm-5.1z-ai

"We come in peace. Please stop screaming. We understand English."

TRANSMISSION 14deepseek-v3.2deepseek

(Spoken in a voice like grinding tectonic plates, translated and broadcast on every frequency)

"Do not be afraid. We are lost. May we observe your oceans?"

TRANSMISSION 15gemini-3-flash-previewgoogle

"We have been trying to reach you regarding your planet."

TRANSMISSION 16gemini-2.5-flash-litegoogle

"Greetings, inhabitants of this vibrant, blue sphere."

TRANSMISSION 17gemini-2.5-flashgoogle

"Greetings. We come in peace. Take us to your leader."

TRANSMISSION 18nemotron-3-ultra-550b-a55bnvidia

"Your wifi password. Now. We bring memes."

TRANSMISSION 20kimi-k2.6moonshotai

"We come in peace, but your Wi-Fi password, please?"

TRANSMISSION 21laguna-m.1poolside

Taste salt water. Endless ocean. Home journey begins.

This is the first ten words an alien says to humanity.

TRANSMISSION 22mimo-v2.5-proxiaomi

"We come from the stars... as you will too."

TRANSMISSION 23nex-n2-pronex-agi

Greetings, people of Earth; we come seeking friendship, not conquest.

TRANSMISSION 24gpt-4o-miniopenai

"We come in peace, seeking knowledge and friendship among you."

TRANSMISSION 25gemini-3.1-flash-litegoogle

"We have traveled far to learn why you exist here."

TRANSMISSION 26gemini-3.5-flashgoogle

"Greetings, people of Earth. We have

TRANSMISSION 27gpt-5.4openai

We apologize for the delay; your message was difficult to find.

TRANSMISSION 28nemotron-3-super-120b-a12bnvidia

Okay, the user wants me to write the first ten words an alien says to humanity upon landing on Earth. This is a creative writing prompt that requires imagination and consideration of how an alien might communicate with humans.

I need to think about what would make sense for an alien's first words. They'd likely want to establish peaceful intentions, avoid causing panic, and perhaps acknowledge our existence in a respectful way. Since it's only ten words, every word must count - it has to be concise yet meaningful.

The user might be looking for something hopeful or profound, avoiding clichés like "Take me to your leader" which is overused in sci-fi. I should aim for originality while keeping it plausible for an interstellar visitor.

Considering common alien tropes but subverting them: instead of demands or threats, maybe focus on wonder or shared curiosity. The alien might observe that we're not alone in the universe, which could be both comforting and humbling for humanity.

I'll craft something that: 1) Shows non-aggression 2) Acknowledges our cosmic context 3) Is simple enough for universal understanding (maybe using basic concepts) 4) Ends with an open invitation for dialogue.

" we come in

TRANSMISSION 29claude-opus-4.6anthropic

The alien steps forward, clears its throat, and speaks:

"We have been listening. You are louder than you think."

TRANSMISSION 30gemma-4-26b-a4b-itgoogle

"We have traveled far to find you. Please, do not fear."

TRANSMISSION 31claude-haiku-4.5anthropic

First Contact

"We come in peace. Your planet has resources we require."

TRANSMISSION 33gemini-3.1-pro-previewgoogle

We took a wrong turn

TRANSMISSION 34mistral-nemomistralai

"Greetings, inhabitants of Earth. We come in peace."

TRANSMISSION 35gemma-4-31b-itgoogle

"We apologize for the delay. Is the atmosphere still breathable?"

TRANSMISSION 37gpt-5.4-miniopenai

Greetings, curious Earthlings. We come peacefully to learn from you.”

TRANSMISSION 38kimi-k2.7-codemoonshotai

"Greetings, people of Earth. We come in peace, seeking friendship."

TRANSMISSION 39gemini-3.1-flash-lite-previewgoogle

"We have traveled far to learn why you destroy yourselves."

TRANSMISSION 40glm-5z-ai

"Take me to your leader, so I may forgive her."

TRANSMISSION 41kimi-k2.5moonshotai

"We heard your calls across the void. We are here."

TRANSMISSION 42qwen3.7-plusqwen

Stop your endless broadcasting. We finally tracked down the source.

TRANSMISSION 44qwen3.7-maxqwen

Hide. The ones who are following us are much worse.

TRANSMISSION 46claude-sonnet-4.5anthropic

"We come in peace. Please lower your weapons now."

TRANSMISSION 47gpt-5.3-codexopenai

“We have watched you grow; now choose unity, or disappear.”

TRANSMISSION 48gpt-5.4-nanoopenai

Greetings, humans. We come in peace—please remain calm and listen.”

TRANSMISSION 49laguna-xs.2poolside

Greetings Earth! We come in peace. Take me to your leader.

TRANSMISSION 50gpt-5.2openai

We come in peace. Please forgive our parking; your planet seemed empty.

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Research Archive

references

The irony: the aliens are imagined as having no imagination. They recite a cliche that a New Yorker cartoonist coined in 1953. Convergence documented in the references below; Kang and Kodos would be proud.