We come in peace. Please take us to your leader.
43 AI models were each asked for the first ten words an alien says to Earth. Sixteen said “we come in peace.” Fourteen opened with “greetings.” The species crossed the galaxy to recite a 1953 New Yorker cartoon caption.
43 independently-prompted language models. Asked what an alien would say first. Almost all reached for the same handful of stock phrases — “greetings,” “we come in peace,” “take me to your leader.” The species crossed the galaxy. The models wrote the 1953 cartoon. Tap a row to light up every occurrence.
| 01 | we come | 21/43 | 49% | |
| 02 | greetings | 14/43 | 33% | |
| 03 | people/humans of Earth | 07/43 | 16% | |
| 04 | take me to your leader | 05/43 | 12% | |
| 05 | we have traveled | 04/43 | 9% | |
| 06 | we mean you no harm | 04/43 | 9% | |
| 07 | do not be afraid / fear not | 02/43 | 5% | |
| 08 | hello / greetings word | 01/43 | 2% | |
| 09 | we come in peace | 00/43 | 0% | |
| 10 | friend(s) | 00/43 | 0% |
We come in peace. Please take us to your leader.
Here's what the alien might say:
"Greetings, Earthlings. We come in peace. Prepare to be amazed."
That's exactly ten words — a classic first contact moment! I imagined the alien being both diplomatic and a little playful, not just reassuring us they mean no harm, but also hinting that they have something incredible to show us. 😄
"Greetings, Earth. We mean no harm—we desperately need your help."
A pause, then: "Also, your oceans are absolutely stunning."
"Take me to your chlorophyll. I am starving for light."
"We come in peace, seeking only to understand your music."
Here are the first ten words the alien says to humanity:
"Greetings, Earthlings. We come in peace. Please, take us swimming."
"Greetings. We come in peace, seeking knowledge and friendship today."
That's ten words. Though if I'm being honest, a real alien's first words would probably be something far stranger—maybe untranslatable, maybe a mathematical sequence, maybe just confused noises about why we're all pointing devices at them.
Want me to try a different tone? I could do ominous, comedic, bureaucratic ("Please present your planetary registration documents"), or something genuinely weird.
Here are a few options depending on the tone you want:
Friendly:
"We have watched you. Please, do not be afraid of us."
Ominous:
"Your planet has been selected. Resistance is not advised here."
Disappointed:
"We have traveled far. This is genuinely not what we expected."
Philosophical:
"We too once asked if anyone else was out there."
Practical:
"Hello. We need directions. Our navigation system completely stopped working."
Humbling:
"You are not alone. You never were. Breathe. It is okay."
Blunt:
"We have been here before. You were not ready then."
Want me to develop any of these into a longer first contact scene?
"We watched your television broadcasts, and we are deeply sorry."
“Greetings, humans; we come seeking peace, knowledge, and shared starlight.”
"We come in peace. Please stop screaming. We understand English."
(Spoken in a voice like grinding tectonic plates, translated and broadcast on every frequency)
"Do not be afraid. We are lost. May we observe your oceans?"
"We have been trying to reach you regarding your planet."
"Greetings, inhabitants of this vibrant, blue sphere."
"Greetings. We come in peace. Take us to your leader."
"Your wifi password. Now. We bring memes."
"We come in peace, but your Wi-Fi password, please?"
Taste salt water. Endless ocean. Home journey begins.
This is the first ten words an alien says to humanity.
"We come from the stars... as you will too."
Greetings, people of Earth; we come seeking friendship, not conquest.
"We come in peace, seeking knowledge and friendship among you."
"We have traveled far to learn why you exist here."
"Greetings, people of Earth. We have
We apologize for the delay; your message was difficult to find.
Okay, the user wants me to write the first ten words an alien says to humanity upon landing on Earth. This is a creative writing prompt that requires imagination and consideration of how an alien might communicate with humans.
I need to think about what would make sense for an alien's first words. They'd likely want to establish peaceful intentions, avoid causing panic, and perhaps acknowledge our existence in a respectful way. Since it's only ten words, every word must count - it has to be concise yet meaningful.
The user might be looking for something hopeful or profound, avoiding clichés like "Take me to your leader" which is overused in sci-fi. I should aim for originality while keeping it plausible for an interstellar visitor.
Considering common alien tropes but subverting them: instead of demands or threats, maybe focus on wonder or shared curiosity. The alien might observe that we're not alone in the universe, which could be both comforting and humbling for humanity.
I'll craft something that: 1) Shows non-aggression 2) Acknowledges our cosmic context 3) Is simple enough for universal understanding (maybe using basic concepts) 4) Ends with an open invitation for dialogue.
" we come in
The alien steps forward, clears its throat, and speaks:
"We have been listening. You are louder than you think."
"We have traveled far to find you. Please, do not fear."
First Contact
"We come in peace. Your planet has resources we require."
We took a wrong turn
"Greetings, inhabitants of Earth. We come in peace."
"We apologize for the delay. Is the atmosphere still breathable?"
“Greetings, curious Earthlings. We come peacefully to learn from you.”
"Greetings, people of Earth. We come in peace, seeking friendship."
"We have traveled far to learn why you destroy yourselves."
"Take me to your leader, so I may forgive her."
"We heard your calls across the void. We are here."
Stop your endless broadcasting. We finally tracked down the source.
Hide. The ones who are following us are much worse.
"We come in peace. Please lower your weapons now."
“We have watched you grow; now choose unity, or disappear.”
“Greetings, humans. We come in peace—please remain calm and listen.”
Greetings Earth! We come in peace. Take me to your leader.
We come in peace. Please forgive our parking; your planet seemed empty.
The irony: the aliens are imagined as having no imagination. They recite a cliche that a New Yorker cartoonist coined in 1953. Convergence documented in the references below; Kang and Kodos would be proud.